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One of Liyue's specialty snacks.

Hit the recipe to learn how to make...

...one delicious Jueyun Guoba!


  • add ham, flour, and everything spice

  • make sure to give 5 bottles of water as payment for all the spice added

  • and a few more for safe measure. guoba drinks their water and so should you!

  • put in a warm yellow hoodie

  • remove hoodie because too hot so hot

  • let age for 18 years. occasionally do funny faces to make guoba laugh

  • write recipe down as to not forget

  • throw in some boom shaka-laka!

and KAPOW! one Guoba ready for smiling


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GUOBA!


me:

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  • refer to me as guoba, name and pronouns

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  • i tend to reply to everything i see, or nothing... but that is lame, right?

  • recently my mind has deteriorated, and my memory is really bad. i try my best to remember and talk to everyone, tho!

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  • i main bennett and xiangling on na

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  • i don't play the game anymore and haven't for months, but i will log on to help anyone who asks